Do these banks collapsing scare you?

If so, I think you may be the only one.

I was running errands today and nobody looked real worried to me.

At Meijer's I put the chocolate milk back. We can make it ourselves at home.

I stopped at Costco and filled up. Saving 3 cents a gallon made me feel like I really have one over on Bushey.

I did notice one guy in a royal blue mustang timed all of the traffic lights just right. If you drive about 73 mph, you'll never hit a red light. You may occassionally run into a yellow, but hell, just pick up the pace and blow through it. That's what he did. Studies do show keeping a consistent fast speed allows for better mileage.

And I bet he got to the library a lot faster than I did. In fact, he's probably the jackarse that rented the last copy of Mario 5 on Wii. Try explaining that one to your 5 year old. "Andrew, that man got the Wii game you wanted because he drove wrecklessly to get better gas mileage. Mom obeys the laws, and we all suffer for it."