I've got this great friend named Zvonek. He's been known to where his pants unzipped at work all day so I shouldn't be surprised when he asks what a hanging basket is, right?
Come on, Zee. Tell me you throw up a couple at your high-falutin place in Columbus. How could you not know what a hanging basket is?
Do you really think it's something someone hand-made? Are you thinking about those tacky macrame ones? Our pal, Dav, had one hanging in his bathroom, but we all know he's a good 10 years behind the times.
Even Winerd (the one who hand laid 15 yards of mulch with a skimpy pitchfork) could tell you what a hanging basket is. And for bejesus' sake, Stan wears friggen Dragon shirts.
We need to all donate a buck. I'll buy a Lowe's gift card and he can buy his own hanging basket.
BTW, the hanging basket is sitting at the curb for garbage pick up tomorrow.
Crazier than the fact that the piece of crap basket was tossed on my porch, is the fact that some guy in a White Escalade just yanked it from the curb and chucked it in his car.
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Zee's full of it. He knows what a hanging basket it. I guarantee he has a fern hanging in his living room. Right next to his "CHiP's" poster.
this is craaaaaazy.....I thought I knew what it was (http://www.hangingbaskets.com/images/wired-cow-001.jpg) but if I'm right then how is this a prank? Someone left flowers on your porch, what?
Or am I totally missing a huge joke, I feel so dumb right now. Don't publicly shame me like this, how dare you Janko. You'll get yours. You'll get yours.
and who the hell is dragonman? Show yourself!! I'm totally out here swingin deez in the wind with a pic and everything, risking any potential presidential candidacy hopes. is that winerd?? Seems like his humor. Or Ksick. I know it.
Dragonman, Stan, Nutters. . . all code for Winerd. Got to be.
Zee, do you have the eight ball shifter in the Mustang now? That thing went from del sol, to tiburon to a Mustang?
The Stang banger is an automatic--I got to use my hands to call the agency, rock my iPod, and eat sliders...
This is not a comment on this specific post, but to those followers of this blog. I'm real impressed with everyone's names and pictures. This is exactly the out-of-box thinking that makes us all professionals. I'm proud to say I'm a member of the jankmama blog alongside the smartest folks in the biz. Now lets get those ads shipped out.
who is jk44 .... btw i thought nutters was barry edison's nickname..... NASTE (with an accent on the E)
BTW ... i have to say that of the blog followers thus far.... webby and randy's profile pics are my favs
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